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# I can be funny
I'm just in a crap mood. Mind you, you probably dont find me funny anyway.
I sometimes suspect there's just af ew people who like me and they're th eonly ones who reply all teh time, and everyone else couldnt give a watermelon.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# well I love you.
and that's what really matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# awwwww
*subtly hints for a 3some*

if you are up for it agree by saying "pfffft"
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# There's barely enough room for me in a bed on my own
but on the plus side, i found out i've lost 1.5 stone without evening noticing or trying.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# i did that last year
it was most unusual
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
# not fit in your bed?
cause if I remember correctly, your bed is definitely a couple feet shorter than you :P

but you do have killer curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:34, archived)
# DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CURTAINS!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
# KILLER BEEF CURTAINS!
MUTANT CUNT RAMPAGE
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# All three
In a Kilner jar.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:38, archived)
# get a room.

[wink]
(schnurricane, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
# try and get it as well decorated as me and schnurr's
man, the pink drapers they make everything good
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# pfft
you know better than all that
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# true that
i think i've growna bit this term as well :s
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:43, archived)
# i still got another few stone to get rid of though
i'm grotesquely overweight
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
# more cushion for the pushin'
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Pffffffft
Aint no one taking me up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# [frowns]
(schnurricane, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Being bi would be nice, i'd be able to be ignored by twice as many people then
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:48, archived)
# you're loved by hundreds of internet weirdos
doesn't that mean anything to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:51, archived)
# erm
i'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 2:20, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I'll give you two watermelons if it would make you feel better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# aaaaaaw join the club :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# i do think you are great, i must admit
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 27 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)