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[challenge entry] Nurse!!!
I specifically told you to prick his boil for God's sake!!!


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(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:39, archived)
# haha
and some haha
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)
# hows the college going
koit dear boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# going very well
thanks

got some work to do this afternoon - now can I be arsed ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Nah! you don't want to strain yourself.
need to walk before you can run, i say 8 can of beer, some bitches (sorry to the ladies on the board), a pinch of high quality drugs, lots of Gold, and some bangin' tunes. that should set you up nicely for football this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:00, archived)
# To be honest
The beer and drugs I can't have........dont like, dont need. The women would be nice - well, just one would be enough for me........awwwwwwww

tunes and gold would be nice.

And yes, new season starts tonight - gonna bag me a peachy goal methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
look, the doctor is The Fonz.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:41, archived)
# and that nurse..
... is whoopi goldberg
(Scribble, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)
# And the patient
is Moby!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# hey bovine
got your zippy/george ninja ani-gif emailed to me today!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Really,
wow, thats fantastic.
I wonder how long it will be before I get it emailed to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# As apposed to?
?

sorry, i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:42, archived)
# If you're not taking the piss...
...reverse the order of the italicised words.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# ahhhhh!!!
(sorry, i wasnt taking the piss)
Ive just been sat here thinking of words that sounded like prick or boil
...crick ...drick ...frick ...grick etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# youthful
innocence,
or just taking the piss?
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# theres no
youthfulness here anymore, im afraid:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)
# £$%@%$@!!
woo ow yay
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Badum tsh,
oldies are the goodies eh?
(bean flika, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)