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(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:17, archived)
# just as well it`s not a ..... CRANEberry!


woo!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:22, archived)
# . . . with a GRAPEling hook . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:23, archived)
# ooooh!
teh puns!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)
# a punnet full . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)
# that`s simply
(golden) delicious
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Shut up Granny . . .
Smith


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:30, archived)
# You've all gone
Nuts. ... urr... nuts?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Sez Who?
Ah! Sesame!


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# aha!
You've all gone BRAMLEY!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)
# no need to be
so (sc)grumpy
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)
# ouch!
that one (brae)burns
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:36, archived)
# you're all a bunch of...
...cox!!!
;)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)
# What a bunch of cox . . .
EDIT: I HATE you!



(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)
# oh dear..
...I've GALA get outta here!!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Go, man, go!


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# This is getting Tedious,
can we just get to La Crunch?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah, lets discuss sixties pop . . .
I think Gerry and the Pacemakers were mush better than Buddy Holly and the Crickets . . .

but you may think Buddy would Tan Gerry n' the Pacemakers . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)
# what an Earth are...
...you STORKing about

(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:50, archived)
# STALKing,
shurely?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)
# ...
I stand COREcted!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:55, archived)
# That pun is a lemon!
FACT!


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 12:04, archived)
# I seed what you did there
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Gah!
PIPped to the post!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)
# cor-e!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)
# peel the other one
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Are you taking ...
...the pith?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)
# My cat got stuck in a wall once
so I had to COaX him out.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)
# that one was paw-paw
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:38, archived)
# It's true!
IT'S TRUE!!
But(ternut squash) atleast I have my dignity.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# well kumquat may
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)
# as my (pome)gran(ate) used to say


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:42, archived)
# I'm sorry,
I got a bit flustered there,

Allow me to Legume...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:43, archived)
# (goose)berry well then
I'm running out!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)
# I've got loads!
I could go an and an (b)an'ana n an . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:45, archived)
#
Bilimbi! that was a good one!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Shut it!
Ugli . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Oh,
me and you, liz! We get up to so many Capers!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Durian really think so?


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)
#
OfGOURDs I do!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Have you got
persimmon to use a pun that bad?


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:59, archived)
# that's because
it is you one true passion(fruit) in life
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:47, archived)
# I find it always
Cherries me up . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Yes,
I always FIGured you as a happy person.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)
# *Arranges a date


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:51, archived)
#
i hate it when it kum(quat)s to this
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)
# You're
a Star(fruit), you are.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:53, archived)
# so's Sharon . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:54, archived)
#
Its one of my passion fruits
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:54, archived)
# (Ly)chee-rs Mate!


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:58, archived)
# yeah,
it looks PEARfect to me.

edit: hah. that sounds scouse :P
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Scouse?
It can be ORANGEd . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:26, archived)
# come an' AVACADO
if you think you're hard enough
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:27, archived)
# water (melon) good pun!
you win
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Who made you the man
darin' to call an end to the punning?


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Arf!
that one's a peach!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)
# It was voted best in a straw(berry)
poll . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# maybe they're building
some apples and pears
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)
# hah!
missed that one :P

Woo!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)
# I didn't, I just didn't reply
'cos it was such an old chestnut . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:51, archived)
# oh,
You're such a sour(sop) Puss!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Gah!
I haven't got lime for this . . .


(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:57, archived)