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. . . with a GRAPEling hook . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:23,
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ooooh!
teh puns!
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sbeck,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25,
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that`s simply
(golden) delicious
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Reckless_Rik,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:29,
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Shut up Granny . . .
Smith
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:30,
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You've all gone
Nuts. ... urr... nuts?
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:31,
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Sez Who?
Ah! Sesame!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:32,
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aha!
You've all gone BRAMLEY!
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:33,
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no need to be
so (sc)grumpy
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Reckless_Rik,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:35,
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ouch!
that one (brae)burns
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:36,
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you're all a bunch of...
...cox!!!
;)
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sbeck,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37,
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What a bunch of cox . . .
EDIT: I HATE you!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37,
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oh dear..
...I've GALA get outta here!!
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sbeck,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:39,
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This is getting Tedious,
can we just get to La Crunch?
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:41,
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Yeah, lets discuss sixties pop . . .
I think Gerry and the Pacemakers were mush better than Buddy Holly and the Crickets . . .
but you may think Buddy would Tan Gerry n' the Pacemakers . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:44,
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what an Earth are...
...you STORKing about
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sbeck,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:50,
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STALKing,
shurely?
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52,
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...
I stand COREcted!
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sbeck,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:55,
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That pun is a lemon!
FACT!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 12:04,
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I seed what you did there
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Reckless_Rik,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:34,
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Gah!
PIPped to the post!
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sbeck,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:34,
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cor-e!
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Reckless_Rik,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:35,
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peel the other one
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:36,
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Are you taking ...
...the pith?
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sbeck,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37,
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My cat got stuck in a wall once
so I had to COaX him out.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37,
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that one was paw-paw
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:38,
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It's true!
IT'S TRUE!!
But(ternut squash) atleast I have my dignity.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40,
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well kumquat may
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:41,
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as my (pome)gran(ate) used to say
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:42,
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I'm sorry,
I got a bit flustered there,
Allow me to Legume...
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:43,
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(goose)berry well then
I'm running out!
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:44,
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I've got loads!
I could go an and an (b)an'ana n an . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:45,
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Bilimbi! that was a good one!
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:46,
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Oh,
me and you, liz! We get up to so many Capers!
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48,
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Durian really think so?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:49,
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OfGOURDs I do!
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:50,
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Have you got
persimmon to use a pun that bad?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:59,
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that's because
it is you one true passion(fruit) in life
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:47,
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I find it always
Cherries me up . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48,
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Yes,
I always FIGured you as a happy person.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:49,
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i hate it when it kum(quat)s to this
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52,
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You're
a Star(fruit), you are.
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:53,
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Its one of my passion fruits
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:54,
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yeah,
it looks PEARfect to me.
edit: hah. that sounds scouse :P
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25,
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Scouse?
It can be ORANGEd . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:26,
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come an' AVACADO
if you think you're hard enough
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:27,
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water (melon) good pun!
you win
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:29,
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Who made you the man
darin' to call an end to the punning?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:31,
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Arf!
that one's a peach!
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:33,
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It was voted best in a straw(berry)
poll . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40,
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maybe they're building
some apples and pears
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25,
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hah!
missed that one :P
Woo!
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48,
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I didn't, I just didn't reply
'cos it was such an old chestnut . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:51,
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oh,
You're such a sour(sop) Puss!
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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52,
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Gah!
I haven't got lime for this . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:57,
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