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# Now in handy Woman size tub/can
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(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:51, archived)
# ger hear
that bir smer ert ova it flops
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# She is loving the crisp, clean taste of Monkey Beer!
Woo to the pic

TJ: Not sure if this is g/c but found this on ebay. Someone get the idea from the fp?

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5553600049&rd=1
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Yay for
copycats... I do it all the time...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# OMG!
Geez! someone has actually selling tsunami water!

anyone placing a bid?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Must have nicked it from FP. Sad case.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# seamless
I'm sure you'll agree.


That's what it does to you ;)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:54, archived)
# hahah
hahaha
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Gotta love the cucumber shaped straw ;)

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Yeah.
Blame the guy who's picture I stole it from ;)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# you could have cloned it out yourself you know
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# I thought of that too
But Ive had one too many monkey beers to try it on that tropicana carton :-S
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Probably could have, but
a) I'm Lazy
b) I've only had GIMP for about 4 days
c) I'm incompetent
d) She wouldn't have been licking the end of a cucumber sprouting from a can of monkey beer.

edit: e) and since you did the original better than I could have, at least one person would have done it better ;)

I rest my flimsy case.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# :)
it's a good straw! i want one!

i look out for one in the 99p store.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# erm....
monkey beer gives you cat's eyes and snake's tongue. so monkey's came about when a cat and a snake made babies.

we are descendants of snakes and kittens! woo!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Who the hell is that bint?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Simpleton
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Ahh, fridge girl...
/fucks off back to the talk board
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:58, archived)
# i wonder
what percentage of your recomended daily alowance of monkeys do you get in monkeybeer?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:56, archived)
# erm...
not much i don't think. That's why she's been taking big cans. and that's just a sample. she's quite thirsty. How mouth is dry from being open for so long.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Give him back his beer
I think my monkey wants his beer back.



(took this photo on recent holiday to S.Africa, can I enter it for cutest thing on the web for newsletter please rob?)

Please?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:00, archived)
# send it
Sent it to rob.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Hmmm
Seeing as Robs not here. Ill say no since its WAY underexposed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just kidding
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# is it too dark, my ruddy monitor's showing the picture really dark?
thought i'd ask a nikon guy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:02, archived)
# The comp Im viewing it on
shows it quite dark too. Muck around with photoshop levels and see what happens. Even do it manually if you need to ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Is this pic better? (i know its different)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:10, archived)
# ...
but the blurryness softens it and makes it cuter. they do that with kittens!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Hmmmm
Well Id suggest sharpening the eyes and leaving the rest blurred....Maybe even blur the background some more as its a distraction
*apologises for imposing photography techniques on people*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 0:07, archived)