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[challenge entry] Root Veg in SPace

One small step for man.....

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(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# shouldn't his knickers fall down?
or something...
(Mattyboy, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# yes that would be funny
or maybe if a vicar walked in as he was simulating fellatio with a hoover attachment or something. I can imagine that having hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:02, archived)
# no,
that would be celery.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Arf Arf
although isn't there a pedantic bear moment just waiting to happen? Root veg? - surely not.
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# ha ha
that is a truly awful pun
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# A giant Leek
For mankind!
I GET IT! I GET IT!

See? People do appreciate good humour on here.
Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Small point of pedantry
He said

"One small step for man,
A giant leap for mankind"

Which actually is the same thing - he should have said - One small step for a man
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Thank Christ
you weren't in mission control that day. It would've been a bit of a downer for Stretch Armstrong to get the message: "ssssksksksks (radio noise) Actually, I think you'll find that what you wanted to say..."
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)
# But what about the conspiracy
No, he actually did say
"one small step for man,
one giant leek for mankind"
but THEY edited it out and replaced leek with leap, then with some fancy cinematic trickery, they removed the leek itself, but since none of it happend in the first place it's a moot point, or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:08, archived)