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One small step for man.....
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( , Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)

or maybe if a vicar walked in as he was simulating fellatio with a hoover attachment or something. I can imagine that having hilarious consequences.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:02,
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although isn't there a pedantic bear moment just waiting to happen? Root veg? - surely not.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:58,
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For mankind!
I GET IT! I GET IT!
See? People do appreciate good humour on here.
Well done that man!
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:58,
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I GET IT! I GET IT!
See? People do appreciate good humour on here.
Well done that man!

He said
"One small step for man,
A giant leap for mankind"
Which actually is the same thing - he should have said - One small step for a man
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:03,
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"One small step for man,
A giant leap for mankind"
Which actually is the same thing - he should have said - One small step for a man

you weren't in mission control that day. It would've been a bit of a downer for Stretch Armstrong to get the message: "ssssksksksks (radio noise) Actually, I think you'll find that what you wanted to say..."
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:07,
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No, he actually did say
"one small step for man,
one giant leek for mankind"
but THEY edited it out and replaced leek with leap, then with some fancy cinematic trickery, they removed the leek itself, but since none of it happend in the first place it's a moot point, or something like that
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 14:08,
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"one small step for man,
one giant leek for mankind"
but THEY edited it out and replaced leek with leap, then with some fancy cinematic trickery, they removed the leek itself, but since none of it happend in the first place it's a moot point, or something like that