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[challenge entry] this should be in 'When Surgery goes wrong VIII'

ooo, nasty.

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(taids mostly does stuff at night... mostly, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:28, archived)
# ooh ooh oooh
There was a chap that a mate's family knew who had that happen! He had cancer in one testicle and they chopped the wrong one off, so then they had to cut off the cancerous one too (obviously) and from being a thrusting, successful youngish executive he turned into a fat sluggish chap with a broken marriage and FUCKLOADS of compensation from the NHS, which nonetheless didn't really compensate for being a Eunuch.
A tragic story I think you'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)
# I think someone would have to die
If you get your nuts chopped off, you ought to be given license to go on a murderous rampage, ending in a gruesome shootout with the cops. No point living without balls, but you deserve revenge before you go.
(kookoobirdz, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:34, archived)
# but think of the money to be made
there hasn't been a castrato opera singer since the 1700s...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Indeed
ALWAYS label yourself if you go for an -ectomy. Tatoo's on each side one saying "Other side dumbo" and one saying "Remove This One" are essential.

As is never wearing your specs.

Pic made me laugh too.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:35, archived)
# why not specs?
sorry, evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Um
Did you not see the picture? One mistake that you want to avoid I'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:44, archived)
# duh
sometimes i amaze myself.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:46, archived)
# still,
there's always a career as a soprano to fall back on!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:39, archived)
# and
I suppose you would have an extra pocket to carry things in - - lunch money, marbles, pager, whatnot.
(kookoobirdz, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:40, archived)
# buggers
b3tan.

in all but the technicalities...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Ooo
Wouldn't there be hormonal problems from all that?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 22:00, archived)