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# heheh
i'll shag anything regardless of age, weight, looks or number of fingers/toes.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:03, archived)
# but whether or not they'd shag you is a matter of opinion
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:04, archived)
# i'd like to think it's a matter of choice for them at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:05, archived)
# a choice leaning towards the negative is my guess
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:07, archived)
# heheheheh
The old ones are the best.
Your mother's pretty old.
Normally id agree with you but ive found a bar in manchester where i can guarantee you will pull. Pretty nice birds usually too. Lime bar nr tiger lounge. Ive been in 5 times now and left with a girl each time, ive only regretted 3 of them too!!
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:11, archived)
# why the fuck
don't you live in Essex?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)
# i'd fit in for sure
im a whore. ive even considered escorting.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:14, archived)
# or a nova
or fiesta. it's all the same as long as you can rev it
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:16, archived)
# i've never pulled someone in a bar in my life.
the idea of having sexual partners based on drunken slurrings in some darkened pub or club never really appealed to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)
# you've never been
dragged into the loo's while hyped up on redbull and voddies by a fat bird who wants to ensure you'll be shagging her and not that tasty married bird you were chatting up, on a night out have you.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)
# i've never chatted up a married bird.
or any bird that i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Why not call it Vodka?
Its the same number of syllables, and is actually quicker to say. Plus, it doesn't make you sound like a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:20, archived)
# hehehehehehe
only 3?
for manc, that's an impressive percentage
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)
# hey
i used to be a social cancer too. you'd be surprized what 9000% caffine/alcohol RDA will do to your confidence.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)
# so then
you're admitting to paedophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:06, archived)
# If it involves me,
I'm actively encouraging it.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:07, archived)
# ha
with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:08, archived)
# With SSG, ideally.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:11, archived)
# haha
not schnurr?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:13, archived)
# He can join in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)
# this sounds brilliant.
as long as i'm in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)
# jesus
how old are you comma?
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Fifteen.
A sexy fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)
# you'll be punchfucked into oblivion when you turn 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)
# I can't fucking wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:19, archived)
# Hey Goblin
This girl dosnt know what punchfucking is (neither did i until you mentioned it) if she were my daughter id neo trace you and fuck you up. easy on the 'grooming'
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.
i'd only punch fuck you if you turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)
# nearly old enough.
one more year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:18, archived)
# our schnuffy wuffy is a lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)
# He has all the sexyhair.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)
# good christ girl,
i've told you many times,
wait until you're sixteen.
At least.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:13, archived)
# hey baby,
you might be names after a dot but i love you too honey .
/whispers to fellas "you didnt tell me they'd be women in here."
(C0UN7:z3r0, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:13, archived)
# PAEDOPHILE
*will break you*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)