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# Woo


Any one else got any suggestions?
www.b3ta.com/talk/344339

Cheers
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:33, archived)
# just make sure you set your e-mail "out of office" message........
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:34, archived)
# say how much
you have enjoyed working with everyone and wish them all lots of luck in the future.
In emails, no one can hear you being sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Just write
"Whilst you're reading this I'm fucking your wife"
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I've shat in the cistern.
Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Surely, the coffee pot ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/344354
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Top deck the cistern.
It'll take them ages to find out, and they'll have brown water for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
"Dear former workmates

As i depart, i would like to relate to you a touching poem i stumbled across on the internet that i believe sums up our relationship over all these years.

'Badger badger badger badger,
Badger badger badger badger,
Badger badger badger badger,
Mushroom, mushroom
Badger badger badger badger,
Badger badger badger badger,
Badger badger badger badger,
Mushroom, mushroom
Aah, it's a snake, ooh it's a snake'

Thank you."
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Yes,
This
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:47, archived)
# OR
Vanish one day without telling anyone, don't clear out your desk, never contact anyone again, apart from one person you had a passing aquaintance with, send them the following e-mail.

"It may be too late by the time you recieve this, they're onto me, they're after you too. Trust no one, if they come for you, just run."
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)