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[challenge entry] Wonder whose mother is getting this tomorrow...
prosthetic penis piccy, NSFW

From the What not to give your mum on mother's day challenge. See all 131 entries (closed)

(FunkyPyro, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:25, archived)
# me me me!
eerrrm I mean, mine maybe...er no
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:26, archived)
# is this yours?
GM modified fruit that looks like a vibrator.
groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwAAAFUU4LaJbL6VP50XeXd2Qm!0BdrINLXNKo4SJeXb8vBQOIBzbMcjIxVC1oNUEE5!fm4M!HOE2jzIYGu2zBbsR8oVwQtZJqEbniRViE8/gmfood.jpg?dc=4675512757799883472

If above is nsfw, then so is this...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:36, archived)
# No
nothing to with me guv (:
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 6 Mar 2005, 0:03, archived)
# NSFW
link it
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:29, archived)
# for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:31, archived)
# That is
not a real cock its far too small.
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:32, archived)
# meh!
that's not nsfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:34, archived)
# not
suitable for wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:38, archived)
# yup that's right
*goes looking for midgets on t'hypernet*
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:50, archived)
# they're
hiding behind the F5 key
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4343327
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:31, archived)
# My testicles aren't like that
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:32, archived)
# That's because you're really a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:34, archived)
# don't be mean
*tries to contain laughter*
(Azzek!, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Je choisis d'ignorer cela
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Do you mean he's actually a woman.
Or that he's such a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:37, archived)
# I prefer this response
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:38, archived)
# He's a big womanny woman-faced woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:39, archived)
# A bloke then?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:40, archived)
# That is what you call
A testicle cravat - which are worn in Jacksonville
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:35, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Actually is that pudding?
Spotted Dick?
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 23:36, archived)