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[challenge entry] most likely bindun

but i havent seen it yet. so here you go.

From the We Love David Sullivan challenge. See all 407 entries (closed)

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Many many times
doesn't make it any less true though.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
It's almost as if Oscar Wilde had never died!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:43, archived)
# /tries to remember his last words
"Either these curtains go, or I do"
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:45, archived)
# was it not wallpaper?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:46, archived)
# "Either those curtains
go, or the wallpaper"?
Or was he commenting on how the curtains went with the wallpaper? I DEMAND ANSWERS!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:47, archived)
# 42
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# I DEMAND THE QUESTION!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Not in this reality, mate
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:50, archived)
# How many roads must a man walk down?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:01, archived)
# Just the one,
if he gets decent directions
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:02, archived)
# And provided that particular road
goes where he wants to go.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:03, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/4399009
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Fnord
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Gesundheit
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Gehen sie aus mein obst und gemusen geschaft
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:51, archived)
# Ich mochte bitte ein kilo kartoffeln.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:52, archived)
# What?
in my mouth?

you sicken me
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:01, archived)
# Das fenster ist schon!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:05, archived)
# don't stop now
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:06, archived)
# Ich mag deine kinder
was kostest der junge?
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:54, archived)
# -mock german-
klajsgbaeiugb
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Apparently the exact words were:
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has got to go."
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:48, archived)
# that's very precise
for someone with a livejournal
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Why does my LiveJournal
decrease my accuracy?
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:51, archived)
# because, traditionally,
livejournal users are self-indulgent goths with no real care for anything other than themselves. i have a quelita on my knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:54, archived)
# Ah
Luckily I'm an intelligent geek with some emo tendancies, but generally able to go for ten minutes without describing my "eternal struggle" or whatever.
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:56, archived)
# ?
"I have no idea why. Perhaps it was the fact that my parents are retards, ot that I just hate the world, but I decided to go for a walk yesterday night. As usual with these things, I had no idea whatsoever"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:58, archived)
# heh.
heh.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Okay,
but read the rest of it. Not all of it is so emo-ish. In all fairness, I'm pretty fucked up at the moment.
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:00, archived)
# i can't be bothered,
but i believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:01, archived)
# Good good
incidentally, if anyone does wish to read it, then please do. It's on my profile and I'm very lonely.
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:03, archived)
# I refuse to read anyones journal
But I am entertained by your pipboy icon
/fucking loves those games
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:05, archived)
# That's good then
*sobs at lack of fallout 3*
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:06, archived)
# yes,
but looking at the others after 2,
they'd have screwed it up anyways
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:07, archived)
# True
1:Awesome
2:Even better
Tactics: What the hell is this?
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:09, archived)
# -resfuses to read your anti-hippie livejournal-
after reading about half of it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Hippies suck
FACT
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:13, archived)
# ^opinion
anti-hippies blow
FACT
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:16, archived)
# anti-anti sucks!
*explodes in a cloud of logic*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Okay, so maybe both are opinions
I still dislike hippies
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:17, archived)
# So am I.
I talk to a counsellor about it - it tends to work better than telling indifferent strangers.

Try listening to Blues instead of Emo when you're down - it might help your outlook.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:03, archived)
# As do I
(I believe that I mentioned it in some of the posts) The journal is really for the benefit of my friends, who asked me to write it in the first place, but I enjoy the thought of people I have no connection with taking some kind of mild interest in my life.
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:05, archived)
# One of my favourite last lines ever.
Second only to my great grandfathers "going, going........".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Was he an auctioneer?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:52, archived)
# let's hope he wasn't
a porn star
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:55, archived)
# hahahaha
what makes that is that you know he was.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:58, archived)
# At one point in his life, yes.
He made his fortune as a plastic salesman - luxury items, back then. We used to joke about having to bury him in a plastic coffin, because he left it all to charity.

100% Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:55, archived)
# "hello ma'am,
i see you are a woman of the world, would you like to buy some plastic today?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:00, archived)
# On a similar note... I think it was Andy Partridge of XTC
who wanted scribed on his gravestone
"I can see up your dress"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:00, archived)
# this is your fault
www.b3ta.com/board/4398698
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Of course it is dear.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:48, archived)
# last words
are for those who have not said enough
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Karl Marx,
I believe
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:54, archived)
# ;o)
if you were dying, and you came out with a killer line (pun not intended) what would you do if you weren't quite dead and really needed something? who wants their last words to be "fetch me the bedpan"?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:01, archived)
# I'd shit myself
posterity remember last words, not last bowel movements.
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:16, archived)
# yes
this
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:23, archived)
# He really is
You'd think he'd smile a little with that house and car.
(sqrrl101, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:44, archived)
# what a cock.
the mockney gangster culture in this country has a lot to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Shut it
you slaaaaaaaaag.

Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:49, archived)
# sorry, i'm not from round these parts
who the fuck is david sullivan and what has he done that's so cunty?

he seems to be all over b3ta at the moment ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:52, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/
look at the first thing on the whole page
the image challenge. that'll get you some answers.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:54, archived)
# ah ... slaps head ...
don't know how i missed that the compo had changed.

sneaks off to corner ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:59, archived)
# works for
me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:55, archived)
# your mum works for me.
-couldnt resist-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:57, archived)
# my mum
could have resisted
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 1:58, archived)
# works for
me.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:00, archived)
# it has bindun
by me! it was the very first entry into the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 2:44, archived)