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[challenge entry] It's Just the Truth

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(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:11, archived)
# amen
now where is my hairbrush?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:12, archived)
# -bends over-
-nods suggesively-
sorry.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# hahaha indeed
"how god made amazing"
hehe
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:14, archived)
# and cumber will shaft your ass
hee iloveitiloveit
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:17, archived)
# They frighten me greatly
Just what in Gods name (Larry) is the pink thing...
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:20, archived)
# a squash i think
and larry is the cucumber...

i only know this because a friend of mine is a die-hard xtian fundie
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:21, archived)
# of course they are...
y'know there's organisations that can help people like you.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:22, archived)
# oh believe me, there are not many people who are less religious than i
[edited]
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# Osama Bin Laden?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)
# well he's certiainly not xtian
but he has his religious beliefs
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)
# Ooh
ninja edit!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)
# are you religious at all?
if so, then i am less religious than you.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)
# not in the least bit at all
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:35, archived)
# thats the way i like em.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:36, archived)
# i dont think
b3ta and religion go together well
too much lovely blasphemy
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:50, archived)
# mr. rawr
did you ever decide if there is going to be a Canadian b3ta bash?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# there will be one
i just need to figure out a time and location... are you canadian? and if so, why are you not on THE LIST?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:24, archived)
# I'm from Upstate NY
Whaaaaaah!!!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:25, archived)
# that might qualify you for an honourary inclusion in THE LIST
approximately where in upstate NY?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Near the PA border
Near Binghamton, NY
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)
# i shall add you to THE LIST then as an honourary Canadi4n
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:31, archived)
# Yay!!!
Woo!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:33, archived)
# added
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:38, archived)
# I'm not Canadian
but from where I live I can get to Windsor in about 3 hours...I might be able to make a Canadab3ta bash should one occur.

Why am I not on THE LIST? Good question.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# how 'bout a bash in NYC?
then canadians, upstaters, bostoners, philly people, and all can attend!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:31, archived)
# that's far
i think there was a boston one once
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:35, archived)
# yeah
but canada's far too!
/philly, and the only one, i fear
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:39, archived)
# i think there are other b3ta veterans from philly area
they're mostly on 4rthur now though
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:42, archived)
# hmmmm
4rthur, eh?
i've dabbled... i prefer b3ta for some reason. oh well.

/gives up
/moves
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:49, archived)
# 3 hours?
if you are west of Windsor then you would be about 6 hours away from wherever the Canada bash would take place

it would likely be in Toronto
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:36, archived)
# uh huh.
/nods
i believe you

i also decided that jesus is a zombie. he came back from the dead, for christ's (err) sake!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# he also eats brains
100% FACT
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:24, archived)
# heh
you've been looking at my link down below haven't you
edit:he also r0x over mo535
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:25, archived)
# i looked at it, but don't remember reading something about him being a zombie
the (apparently unoriginal) idea came to me today while eating chocolate eggs in his honour
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)
# I saw it in Kerrang! magazine
chocalate eggs? Is it easter?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:31, archived)
# well i don't get british magazines
and apparently it's easter! whod'a thunk it?!

HEY you're a reverend, you should know these things...
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Yeah, well,
I've been busy with, um, stuff....
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:38, archived)
# well then you are special
and that does actually rock. yay for jesus zombies!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)
# I read that too!
The first zombie ever! Zombie's rock. hen I die, I want to come back as a zombie. Or maybie as a flying monkey....
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:25, archived)
# Flying Monkey Zombie!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)
# YES!
dressed as a SEXY NUN!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)
# I'd wear a top hat
and dance for an angry Hungarian guy
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# First zombie ever
would be the guy Jesus raised from the dead.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)
# he wasn't dead
he was pining for the fjords
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# ha!
PINING FOR THE FIORDS?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)
# well
he's got beautiful plumage...
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:40, archived)
# the plumage....don't
enter into it! He's stone cold dead!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:47, archived)
# no he's not...
look he just moved!
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:49, archived)
#
*giggles*
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)
# This amused me
well done.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:34, archived)
# FNORD!!
Fnords maybe?
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:35, archived)
# hehe
I'm not christian, but
i like veggitales, just because it cas talking veggies.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# i've got a wee friend
who used to talk about veggitales and i had no idea what she was on about. the poor thing...
(, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 4:28, archived)