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# These two were otherwise occupied...
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:17, archived)
# nice user name
"TETSUO"
"tetsuo?"
"TETsuo"
3 lines from 'Akira'


Woo too de pic
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:19, archived)
#
I'm almost ready to demand all copies of Akira be burned so I never have to hear that again.

But thanks for the nice words anyway.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Sorry, I don't quite understand...
Why do you call yourself Tetsuo
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# It's an unfortunate coincidence.
Short story long, Tetsuo = Japanese reading of the Chinese version of my name. Nowt to do with Akira.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Well I understood that it was a name
It's just I don't meet many people who actually use their names on the board....
except me. My name is 100 percent my own name
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:26, archived)
# and mine
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Your last name is alkies?
Are you one of the Berkfordshire-upon-Twaddle alkies?
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30, archived)
# yeah
my family have lived there for 23 generations*


*may in fact be Twaddle
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Was Tetsuo that weird Japanese movie
where the guy turns into a robot, complete with robotic mechanical cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Apparently,
haven't seen it though. Not a fan of big throbbing mechanical Japanese cocks myself.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:24, archived)
# I don't know about that but 'Akira' has a character called Tetsuo
He turns into a strange creature, no throbbing members though.
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# and why not?
*demands extra helping of mechanical Japanese cocks (throbbing or otherwise) for Tetsuo*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Are they big?
Size does matter, after all.
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# erm, didn't think about size.
*resends order, checking the "size XXXL" box this time*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# I think so,
but I only saw tetsuo 2 - very weird and unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, archived)
# i see
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(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:29, archived)
# You know what disturbs me?
With Charles' eyes, nose, and mouth, Camilla almost looks like WORLD FAMOUS hypnotist Paul McKenna.

EDIT: Woo to the stylish anim too!
(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:31, archived)