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# pearoast cos I'm bored
The Just for Men ruler:
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:43, archived)
# wow im 10 inches now!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# you're measuring from the wrong end of the ruler
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# badum tish
(schnurricane, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# bastard!
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# more from my back catalogue of knob jokes
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# hello
bigboy

(edit: I was talking to the ruler, not you, all:sorts)
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# arf!
(Dromedary, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Hullo
/Waves
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:47, archived)
# hullo hullo
/waves waves

I got my B3ta House going on Sims 2, you're roommates with GMOS and Schnurricane. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:50, archived)
# how's me and Schnurr's lurve child?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# haha
not there yet, I just found the "flirt" function.

best moment I've seen so far: you and Brown Cow boogieing to salsa music, while a flu-stricken Schnurricane passes out in front of the refrigerator.

oh, and the fire department came out because none of you fuckers knows when to take food out of the oven before it catches fire.

it's been good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Make me kiss him!
Make out!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# COOLNESS!
i wish i still had the sims. *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Can I make love to GMOOSE?
You so want it to happen with Schnurr don't you
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# I'll see what I can do.
*chuckles evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:54, archived)
# shhh, be quiet or they'll all want one
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
# I don't need one
Mine's too small anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Tssch
/female problem.

"Who are you going to satisfy with that?"

"Me"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# your centimeters are fucked
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
# I know
but nobody ever notices, apart from twats
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)
# 2.54 twats
to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:49, archived)