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# My ear has been bleeding again
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# and now it;s hurting from cleaning a scab out of it
I'm gonna try and sleep, it beats being in shit mood
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# go on,
we can do without miserable cunts like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)
# You'd be lost without my inspiring wit
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# yes, there're plenty of others to take his place
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# AND RIGHT ON QUEUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# "cue"
you thick fucker
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)
# pull yourself together!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)
# can you play from a distance by bette midler on the radio... it would be my small piece of revenge for everyone who hasn't just had to sit through it 3 times
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# but then i would have to listen to bette midler.
i'm not sure i have the power.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# turn your spacehopper hat upside down and place the nipple bits into your ears
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Sleep, in my opinion, beats everything.
Except cheap sluts
Night
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# I beat cheap sluts
With my wang.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:36, archived)
# If you sleep with your bleeding-ear down,
you'll bleed to death.
If you sleep with your bleeding-ear up, your skull will pool up with blood and you'll die of brain drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# I can think of worse
ways to go.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Like
gang rape.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)
# that's surprisingly optimistic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# well what I need is someone to come and lick all the blood of off my pillow and then spit it back into the other ear
so that'd equal two deaths, so the first one would be cancelled out by the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# Or you could just put a sticking-plaster over your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)