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# The Truth About Japan
I hope this's not been posted yet. I've just spent all evening reading these alarming, yet warmly funny tales from an American English teacher working in Japan. I am so afraid right now. Afraid of Japan. So of course I feel the need to spread the fear.
(BlurOfSerenity, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:18, archived)
# Too many words.
And it probably features natto.
Which frightens mme.

I fuckjing hate natto. It smells like the devils arse.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:22, archived)
# What, pray tell
is Natto?

A google image search finds this. I am afraid!
(BlurOfSerenity, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:33, archived)
# It tastes worse than it looks.
It's fermented soya beans.
Usually eaten with mustard. The smell of it reminds me the time i got food poisoning and was shitting hell in turd form.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:35, archived)
# Oh jesus in a chicken basket.
That made me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:48, archived)
# i imagine the kids of america are far,
far worse.
and maybe the kids of britain too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:23, archived)
# All kids are shits.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:23, archived)
# i think
you could well
be very right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:25, archived)
# I know i am.
My mum is a childminder.
Whenever i'm home the little bastards are running around shouting and generally being shits.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:30, archived)
# your mother is childminder to all children?
incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:33, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is incredible.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:34, archived)
# Possible.
I know I was. I can look back now and laugh, though.
(BlurOfSerenity, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:31, archived)
# We're the kids of America (Whoa)
We're the kids of America (Whoa)
Everybody lives for the music-go-round
Laaa da da da da daaa
Laaa da da da da daaa
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:41, archived)
# my sister is moving to japan to be an english teacher.
this shall freak her out. thank you
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:23, archived)
# Oh my,oh my
...laughing so hard. Bookmarked to read more.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:39, archived)
# You are being sarcastic aren't you?
/Grins inquisitively
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:57, archived)
# You might think that's fake.
It's not. Taiwanese kids are plenty fucked up too. Not quite to Japanese levels, but still.
(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:41, archived)
# Wait, wait,
let me get this straight ....

15 yr old school girls rubbing their nubs against you?

*books flight to Japan*
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:57, archived)
# my kancho sense is tingling

WTF? the japanese are wierd
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:40, archived)