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# 'ning

after work dried up in the mid-nineties,
S-Force..as they liked to be called
went out and helped several small middle eastern countries
free themselves from evil warlords
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)
# splendid
ded
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:17, archived)
# We knew it all along...
Osama was nothing more than a puppet for S-force!
(I helped save b3ta! st3x, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
nice!
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)
# teh movie
is rumoured star Chuck Norris, Sly Stallone and Drew Barrymore.
-=nicefluff=-
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)
# hehehe....
Verily, 'tis woo.



TJ: I'm trying to design an advert to go on my website. In an attempt to encourage more members to post, I'm giving away tshirts to those who reach a certain number of posts (or at least, my sponsors are). Thing is, the advert I've got running at the moment is long and wordy and a pile of shite. I need something snappy, but I'm fresh out of inspiration. Any people here with inspiration to share?

Edit: The best I could come up with was to photoshop this chap
into a tshirt, and give him the caption "Have you got yours?" But I don't like that - it's not an American forum.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)
# POST OR DIE
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)
# "5000 POSTS = FREE BEER"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:43, archived)
# Mmmmm....
You've given me an idea. It needs further development, but I could do a blackboard with that type of equation on it.

If it works out, will you be my muse?
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:52, archived)
# pfft
only if I can get the guitar lessons and singing voice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:56, archived)
# spam till you get a t-shirt
you fucktards*?



*may not be any good at this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)
# I like it!





But I'm not going to use it. Sorry.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:48, archived)
# win a t-shirt
it's the closest you'll ever come to having a bath, you nerd
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Hmmm...
I also like this. You can be my muse, too.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Sadly,
It's not a British forum either.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:54, archived)
# WEIRDO
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:05, archived)
# post 10 msgs
and you are NOT teh gay!
or
posting on internet messageboards is for losers.


Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:04, archived)
# aww
how keyooot
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Silent, but deadly...
Woo!
(Astatine, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:53, archived)