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# teh news
(Skellers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Hunh hunh hunh
"kent" hunh hunh hunh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:35, archived)
# If I could be bothered to start Photoshop
I'd do "News From Kant" and make it all philosophical. But I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Cat(agorical imperative) stuck up tree
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Woman forced to queue
for five minutes for transcendental idealism.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:49, archived)
# did you know
people from Woking, Surrey are the most impatient in England, according to our local paper!
(mrtinybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:25, archived)
# shirley you mean
you kant?
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Awful
Even Dave the hat would avoid that one
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
That's great.
And Kent is so very bland
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Used to live there
... it's all true!
(that'smyknighthoodoutthewindow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:40, archived)
# You mean there really was a cat stuck up a tree?
Oh the humanity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)
# yes
but it was rescued, so calm down dear
(Skellers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# I like how the England section contains subsections for each tiny little region
and Wales gets simmilarly precise regions (considering it's size)

yet northern ireland is just northern ireland and scotland is just scotland
(1, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:45, archived)
# You think Kent is bad,
imagine the section for the Orkney Islands. "Man eats fish" would be the top story for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
/Chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:56, archived)
#
kent isn't that boring.

we have a surplus of chavs and teenage pregnancies to keep it exciting.

/weeps
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:22, archived)