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# READ MY SISTER'S SHORT STORY!
please

www.strangehorizons.com/2005/20050418/0close-f.shtml

Don't bother telling me it's crap because I'm at a burger king internet cafe as my computer has become possesed and I'm leaving now.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:16, archived)
# it's crap
[bookmarks thread for when Bild comes back]
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Do you seriously expect me
to read all that?
(fred dibnah saved my life, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# i got to "I have been spoiled in the monastery"
and couldn't read any further.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# christ... there`s a good bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# TOO MANY WORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# short
yeh right
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)
# well it wasn't long
but the lack of talent made it drag on and on...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)
# When you come expecting abuse
It's hard to be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# When i come
I'm hard and surprised
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)
# You put the kink in the pink-the-pink-shedoink
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Freak
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)
# go on
lower the tone why don't you

Edit: actually, "when you come expecting abuse" - she was asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)
# I don't have to ask
People just naturally want to give around me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:25, archived)
# "Hello! Hello!..."
..skip to the end...
"..be nice to Prostitutes."

It gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)
# "I've pushed Maya out of my head, but the cuts aren't healing."
Sounds a bit rude to me.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Is it about cashews?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:20, archived)
# FUCK
....





.....For once i am actually speechless.
/Bookmarks shitness for future insult.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:21, archived)
# there are lots of superfluous "quotation marks" in this "story"
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:22, archived)
# imagine twitchy-fingers-beside-the-head quote action
for extra classness!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)