You know you want one - just let the others take the punishment
From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)
( , Mon 25 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)
( , Mon 25 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
Arf!
'noon, Swaz!
I see you only Woo'ed one of my pics last night . . . I told you I'd check!
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:00,
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I see you only Woo'ed one of my pics last night . . . I told you I'd check!
sorry
I was being told off by my girlfriend, I didn't have time.
I would love to go, but I spent all my money on Friday
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:02,
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I would love to go, but I spent all my money on Friday
ok then
ah - my train only gets in at 18.05
sorry i'll give it a miss
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:06,
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sorry i'll give it a miss
yes
I am meeting him but live a long way away and must drive home.
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:13,
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What do we have here, a fucking comedian!
Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
/Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:05,
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/Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
edit: oops - random quote in clipboard shocker
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:09,
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edit: oops - random quote in clipboard shocker
Yes the ninja remembered it wasn't rocks
but now the ninja feels dishonourable for she didn't manage to elude your sharp eyes.
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:09,
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They're paying for it.
You eat it.
Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Pyle. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
Woo!
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Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:07,
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Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Pyle. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
Woo!