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[challenge entry] You know you want one - just let the others take the punishment

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(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Arf!
'noon, Swaz!

I see you only Woo'ed one of my pics last night . . . I told you I'd check!


(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# sorry
I was being told off by my girlfriend, I didn't have time.

I would love to go, but I spent all my money on Friday
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# s'alright, I'm buying for the whole duration!


(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# ok then
ah - my train only gets in at 18.05
sorry i'll give it a miss
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Hmm
free beer?

*checks M6, A45*
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# a 15 minute bash?
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)
# yes
I am meeting him but live a long way away and must drive home.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Yeah . . .
you coming? There'll be Jaffa cakes . . .


(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)
# flabby arse!
i mean fabulous!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# What do we have here, a fucking comedian!
Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

/Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)
# "You gotta be shittin' me, Skywalker!"
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha

edit: oops - random quote in clipboard shocker
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
*readies sock with soapbar in*
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# that ninja just swapped your rocks for some soap
;¬)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Yes the ninja remembered it wasn't rocks
but now the ninja feels dishonourable for she didn't manage to elude your sharp eyes.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)
# I didn't see the ninja though
:¬)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)
# They're paying for it.
You eat it.

Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Pyle. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

Woo!
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
I couldn't get all of that bit onto the image
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# sir, yes sir!

*stuffs mouth*
(, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)