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[challenge entry] 'We hope your fireworks evening is made even better with our improved HOLE GAPER rocket, now even sharper! Instructions for use, simply aim and press detonator switch.'

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(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Ha ha, took me a second to spot the dog
Eggs sell ants
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:50, archived)
# in-sewer-ants?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Pfft
Edit: Some cnut stole your car? Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)
# yes
not even from skanky uni halls! from my house! cnuts!

/has an embolism
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 15:11, archived)
# an air embolism?
www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=2332
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 15:13, archived)
# hehe
I love the first poster's reasoning:

I can imagine Quincy saying something like that so it's probably true.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 15:14, archived)
# i think i just clenched
w/y/h etc
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:50, archived)
# thats just....
wrong
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha
It's been ages since i've seen you about, sunsh. How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:53, archived)
# very well
just got my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Glad to hear
Don't want you going hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Hhahahahahaaa!
Where can I buy one of these Hole Gapers?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)
# goatse.cx
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 15:07, archived)
# It's nice to have you back
putting some class back into the board.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 14:59, archived)