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# A new Joke!!!!!!!!!!11111
What's a masochist's favorite gas? c2h5!

Haw-haw-haw-haw!

Edit: I messed it up. Propane is c3h8. Sorry.
I'm an American.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:37, archived)
# pfft.
talk board talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# I think you need an L-plate
(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# uhh...
...
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# HAW HAW HAW!
....
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:38, archived)
# .
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 3 May 2005, 17:44, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Haw-haw-haw!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:45, archived)
# What's he doing with his fist?
Also, why do sprinters love facial hair? For the "must-dash"!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:48, archived)
# ok I've got one

ask me if I'm an orange . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Are you orange?
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# no.
Gluey Armstrong.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Whats black and runny...
Linford christie

::re-lurks::
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:52, archived)
# be you teh orange?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4586849
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:51, archived)
# yep!
*disguised look of mild confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
# hahahaha!

step 1: confusion
step 2: ?????
step 3: $$$$$$$$
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:55, archived)
# i've done steps 1 and 2, now
show me the money!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:56, archived)
# I'm the one who's rich

it's a pyramid scam, you see.

*drinks dom perignon out of beer mug*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:59, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Breakfast of Champions, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:47, archived)
# ^
we`re in trouble now

*goes home in order to avoid pending disaster*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:49, archived)
# what a pseudo-intellectual copout

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 3 May 2005, 17:53, archived)
# i was gonna say
why would a masochist like ethene
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:11, archived)