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# Driving test


I took my driving test for the first time today. Some old hag drove straight into the side of the car! It was a fusking straight road, not even a junction or nothing. It could only happen to me, im the unluckiest person ever :_(
(Trim, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:38, archived)
# just right!
sorry to hear about your old lady hatred though
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:40, archived)
# what he said, only this time with feeling
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:41, archived)
# us old ladies aren't that bad you know
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:43, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:44, archived)
# sellers likes the elderly porn
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)
# only from your shop tho
its teh bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)
# only because I give free 10p mixes out with every batch of old buggers get buggered dvds
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:47, archived)
# thats why its the bestest!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:47, archived)
# especially when you take your false teeth out
*makes vulgar slurping noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)
# yesterday someone drove their car right into the side of my friends house
leaving a large gaping hole.

he is now staying with me until the inspectors come around and assess damage.

so, as he's a bastard, I'd say I'm the unluckiest guy around.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:40, archived)
# lots of things seem to be ramming other things
Just last week someone drove their car through the wall of the convienence store down the street, then drove off. I was on the other side of the steet and could see the owner through the hole with a true human equivilent of a "WTF" expression on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)
# "Lots of things seem to be ramming other things"
And im not getting any of it! Or my GF!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:14, archived)
# That's too bad, could you finish at all?
by the way, that is far too fucking big.
(kaibosh, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:41, archived)
# nope :(
i had to pull up and walk back to the driving school in the rain. Then i walked back with my instructor and had to explain why his car had a dirty great dent in the side of it
(Trim, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:45, archived)
# :((
sorry to hear that.
(Copes, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:43, archived)