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# dont you meen 30
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:10, archived)
# no i dont MEAN 30
100-99.7=0.3 x 10= 3
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:12, archived)
# pfft
im thick

god im gonna fail AS maths and further maths ):
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:14, archived)
# no
if you shag 100 people you get .3 of a girl pregnant so 1000 would be three buns in the oven
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:12, archived)
# Which third?
Top? Middle? Bottom?
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:13, archived)
# how can you get .3 of a girl preggers though
Unless she gives birth to a mong
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:14, archived)
# well you cant of course
but you know what i mean
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:15, archived)
# this^
twice
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:16, archived)
# it just means there is a 1 in 3(and a bit) chance she will do
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Ignoring all the other factors aswell
girls don't just instantly get pregnant if you have sex without a condom.

Just being picky.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:24, archived)
# eh?
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:29, archived)
# a one in 3 chance of her getting pregnant
surely thats bull shit, for lack of a better term
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:23, archived)
# he means for every hundred there's a 1 in 3.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:26, archived)
# this is now getting complicated
and im not too worried, because i doubt very much i will have sex with 1000 girls in my life time, and if i were, i wouldnt be on b3ta
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:30, archived)
# I dunno
it could be as high as 1 in 3. Enough of the err..... contribution can stay in there for up to 4 days and some women are receptive for up to a week per month.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:28, archived)
# You being daft?
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:12, archived)
# I bet you did home economics didnt you?
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:14, archived)
#
/AS maths and further maths student
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Quit
now.

Try a job picking up rubbish.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:18, archived)
# its all right im not doing stats
but atleast i can work out the lowest point on the curve Y=X2-6X+8
so i should be ok
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20, archived)
# You cant add letters silly
someone get this boy a job
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:23, archived)
# *teaches basic algebra*
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25, archived)
# yeah, cos you'll have to do that a lot when you graduate.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:24, archived)
# you dont USE maths its just there to make people who pass look clever
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25, archived)
# It's been 5 years since I was doing A level maths.
I find it hard to add my shopping bill up now.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27, archived)
# hint: look at the number at the bottom
beside the word total
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Before I've bought them?
I don't have a time machine.

Are you the kind of person who looks in the back for answers?
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# why add it up before?
you only pay once they tell you how much it is

or are you one of those people who gets their money ready before they get to the till so they can pay quickly?

/edit here take this one b3ta.com/board/4638736
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:34, archived)
# its called having a budget.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)
# i had a budgey
my cat ate it

it was crap at maths too
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:39, archived)
# EVERYONE looks in the back for answers
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:35, archived)
# How the fuck did you manage that?
Were you nobbing your teacher?
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20, archived)
# i said student
that means i aint failed yet
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:21, archived)