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[challenge entry] Not quite upto the standard of Honeynut Osama-o's

From the New Toys in Breakfast Cereals challenge. See all 444 entries (closed)

(tenfourzero, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# wahey! Infinite sugar puffs!
Never have normal smelling pee again!

Wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# wtf
?
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# No, he's right
Teh sugar puffs do something to it.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Try it for yourself.
Eat lots of suger puffs and you'll notice a funny smell next time you take a whizz
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# tis true!

do you ever get the corned beef smell?

reveals far too much maybe
but after the brown wings incident earlier
ah who cares!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Corned Beef small?

Brown wings - good for you (not something that appeals to me too much, apart from pure curiosity - pink is always worth more than brown!) - did you use the 'oops wrong hole' method?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)
# oh i was just curious
and just asked nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)
# It's getting sweetcorn under the foreskin...
...that worries me most.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# can you get
a bathroom fresh smell from anything?
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# That's just hydrogen cyanide
which urea can turn into when your piss is very acidic. I can't show the mechanism right now because I've not got a scanner or a copy of ChemDraw to hand...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# OK Smart arse
so why is it a virtually instant smell transformation?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# It's a very fast reaction and it needs very little acid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# You're just showing off.
I can't argue about it now though, I've got to go and pick up my supermodel wife and let her blow me in the Porsche on the way to the private jet.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# not sure I wnt cyanide in my pipe
ill stick with beetroot.
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# That's not the beetroot.
It's clap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
#
what do they put in it to make your pee smell funny, I wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# puffs?
(sometimes they smell funny in the gym)
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# yus!
sugar puff wee is quality!! a sweet toilet time treat!
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Yay!
I always thought that it was just me with the pee/sugar puffs thing!

Horay, I'm not weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Well, you're not
as wierd at least
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Ok,
I'll rephase that;

I'm not wierd an a 'i'm the only one who's piss smells funny after eating sugar puffs' kinda way
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Imagine the fun
if there was asparagus flavoured Sugar Puffs!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# hmmmm
*imagines*

*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Yay for recursiveness
Shame it would bankrupt them though.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# NAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!* Teh Recusion!
I like this muchly much.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# W/Y/H/D!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# D?
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# dibnah.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Curse you!
I was in the middle of making one like that!

woo anyway!!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# post yours anyway ...
we can share the prize !!
(tenfourzero, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# I love the fact that all the boxes are 450g
so there's one at the infinityneth recursion that weighs exactly 450 grams but is sub-atomic, the rest are all weightless boxes.

or similar

oops - forgot to woo - I like this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Maybe they exist on seperate branes?
And their image is simply a manifestation in our four dimensional universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# That would work
damn why didn't I think of that - explains everything!

Smarypants
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# yeah.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
wonderful :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 21:05, archived)