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# haha, was just sent this and it made me laugh like a loon for ages.
CRAB BATTLE!!!
New and improved (it works now)

Dont think it's glasscock.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# mmm tea
edit: and hardly any crabs at all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I spotted one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# FIXED
do not fret ye
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# but how will I ever master that amazingly jazzy Dm7 dim 4 chord?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# er
like, chop off one of the fingers on your right hand and surgically attach it to your left hand.


And, why are you throwing pizza at the SLC?
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Because of me
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Play it on a keyboard.
If it weren't for keyboards, music would still be stuck in the 18th century.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)
# .. we also wouldn`t have ringtones....
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# ...especially not my Stockhausen ringtone
("Klavierstück III", for the record)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I know it well...
isn`t that the one that goes BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# No.
Can't really describe how it does go, but it's a bit like a 30-second musical Jackson Pollock painting. MIDI file here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# If it weren't for Electric guitars
Music would still be stuck in the 1950's
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# .. we also wouldn`t have had Busted ..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Or zep!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# or Bryan Adams
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Or Sabbath
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# The eagles!
Not to mention
Moterhead
or
jimmi Hendrix
or or
System of a down
or Mars Volta
orororor
Iron Maiden
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Def Leppard, Bruce Wankstain, Billy Ray Cyprus, Heart..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Or led zepplin.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# yeah, they frickin' rocked!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# What, you mean it'd all be serialism? Ye gods!....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# by naming it properly
x
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I just invented it
I can barely play Am never mind fancy jazz chords!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# You rhthym guitarists and your strats
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# get to fuck!
how dare you!

.. I can`t even play rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# at least you can spell it
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# What?!
It changed? Don't mess with my head like that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Blocked at work
for sex acts (apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# er
i would have put NSFW is it was NSWF. Its got nothing to do with sex acts*!



*no, seriously it dosnt
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Hehe
I saw that a while ago, it's ace


Eugh...CRAB BATTLE
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# OLIOLIOOOO !
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)