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# bindun?
How can it be true?

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(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# How do they come to that conclusion
since there is no physical evidence (i.e a body, detailed anecdotal evidence.) They may as well say he got run over by an Austin Maxi as there is just as much evidence to support this theory. *Takes breath* Woo to the pic BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
#
Its hear'say at its best! He could have died from anaphylactic shock, could have bled to death, starved to death, Pneumonia anything!

But please leave Maxi's out of it, what have they ever done to you?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# As much *Physical evidence* to suggest this
There's the Bible.. that's evidence.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# No one ever defends the devil's existance I notice,
poor chap, he has as much right to fevered existentialist
philosophy as the next ethereal immortal, surely!

Big up da Devil, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# He's always...
...in the detail.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# the american evangelicals
who are putting the funds back into fundamentalism seem quite keen on him
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Can't believe one without the other
which is why I always ask vicars what they are doing to thwart satans army who are working behind the scenes towards our total corruption and annihilation. Strangely though they don't seem to be too worried, why is this? If I believed, I'd dress up in silver armour, dye my hair blonde and vanquish demons for a living. Gotta be better than a 9 to 5 job.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# It's generally believed now
that he was stoned to death,
tho I guess they won't be
replacing all the crucifixes
with pebbles just yet...

edit: who decided loving
Jesus should be represented
by images of us crucifying
the poor fecker anyway!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Austin maxi vanden plas
I think you will find our sweet olrd would never get run over by a standard model without the walnut dash and drop down tables in the back*
* I use to have one of those fat arsed austins
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Slow news day + bored scientist = stupid article.
(tomsk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# How can....
...someone who never existed die?

And even if he did exist - he was almost certianly black.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# NO!
He was a white american into
killing homos and foreigners!!

Says so in the Bible!

U just gotta read it right...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)