Planning a heart-attack in the near future?Then try my new recipe -
THE CHEESE AND BACON CAKE
Simply put a chunk of cheese in a small pot and place it in your microwave with 2 slices of bacon. As my microwave is 600watts I cooked them for 5mins on full power (you may cook for a shorter time depending on your microwave). When done prize the cheese out of the pot and voila! Your cheese and bacon cake plus 2 slices of bacon.
WARNING: Cheese and Bacon cake is highly greasy and contains lots of fat and will probably kill you if you eat the whole thing. I ate a quarter of mine and nearly threw up...
Enjoy!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14,
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THE CHEESE AND BACON CAKE
Simply put a chunk of cheese in a small pot and place it in your microwave with 2 slices of bacon. As my microwave is 600watts I cooked them for 5mins on full power (you may cook for a shorter time depending on your microwave). When done prize the cheese out of the pot and voila! Your cheese and bacon cake plus 2 slices of bacon.
WARNING: Cheese and Bacon cake is highly greasy and contains lots of fat and will probably kill you if you eat the whole thing. I ate a quarter of mine and nearly threw up...
Enjoy!
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Shove a pair of hands on that and you've got a Goatse cake.
Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:16,
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^ thisEven the Victorian one we have at home manages a good 500!
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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while simultaneouslygiving your whole street cancer.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:22,
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Yeah.It needs to be 1.21 jigawatts!
Lesbians! Run Marty! Run!
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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I can hear your arterys hardening from here!!!!!!!!!!/makes note of recipe
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caffeinefreak,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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vuala?looks nice though *mmmm*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20,
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