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# There's a remake on the way
click for pic (nsfw)

mod edit: sorry - it kind of looks like porn because it it porn...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:03, archived)
# MY EYES
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Stop
With the choking off the chicken then!
/Or whatever
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:42, archived)
# I wouldnt be surprised if that had be done
but with a white guy and a room full of black guys.

edit: oh and i'm very curious as to how you got the source for this
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Perhaps you're a little bi-curious.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# Which led me to this...
www.master.pl/~litek/2/

How can you resist a page of images like "spontan balum balum taribariba.jpg"?

Edit: Damn Polish server appears to be made from wet cardboard.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# no
that was Willy Wanker's Candy
Fuctory
- a couple of girls, midgets and lots of chocolate in the bit I saw

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# the one on the right looks a bit biscuit crumbs
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:06, archived)
# ?
biscuit crumbs?
me am innocent to thee speak of biscuit
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# i share this confusion
wow, that was on auto complete

edit: and it seems we shall forever be in the dark
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:09, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Eeeeuuurrrghhh!!!
I hate to think what sites you were on to find a picture like that.

Woo all the more.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:06, archived)
# Ever so slightly
not quite safe for work...

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# don't be silly
it's just an arse
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:09, archived)
# yes there is,
which is utter bullshite, I'm sure. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is pure utter untainted gold, and Gene Wilder is a god. There is absolutely no reason for a remake.
/infuriates
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# It was a book first, you know.
Therefore it's not a remake, it's a new adaptation of the same book. Also, Tim Burton has scrapped plans to set fire to every single copy of the Gene Wilder film in existence, so you needn't worry.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:12, archived)
# fuck off,
I know it is a book. The film is fucking MAGIC though. MAGIC!
*waves hands mysteriously*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahah
funneh
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# NSFW?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# I thought about it for a while, and it is SFW.
I cut off the ... unsafe parts from the bottom of the picture.

Edit: apparently I'm wrong. Apologies to all affected.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# well no
it would be fine to have an image made out of vaginas, cocks and shit-smeared anuses, so long as it didn't look like porn. That includes looking like mutant-fetish porn.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:12, archived)
# I love how you guys think you're the final authority on what is
and isn't safe for work. It's very endearing.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# the FAQ says
if it looks like porn, its NSFW. I'm just paraphrasing.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Actually,
I'm agreeing with you...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# ah, sorry
you said "you guys" so i assumed you meant me too
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:15, archived)
# It's been a while since I read it.
(:
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# BBQ?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)