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# I'm back

I've had a cremation and a wedding in the mean time

edit: neither was mine.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)
# Blimey
... someone married you after you had been burnt... blimey



why am I still up?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)
# I'm simply irresistable
:-)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# could you not've
just got divorced? A cremation was a bit extreme.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# not *have*
please
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# meh!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# couldn't you've?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# nope,
could you?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# no
 
*cries*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# hello hedgie
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)
# 'ello lovely
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)
# i know that 'ello!'
mr lambard fucking direct 0800 2 fifteen thousand

arrrrrGGHHHHHHHHhhhhh
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)
# wtfayboa?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)
# 24 hours a day!
or log on at lombard direct dot com!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# NOOOOOoooooooooooo
*flashbacks*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)
# *sets fire to the stupid phone*
*and shoves its charred voicebox into its eyesockets*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)