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# done?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:20, archived)
# What have you done to Jolie you bastard!
top idea though, ;-) woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# prettied her up?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# now she aint all that bad
bit weird, but i would
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# look at the size of her lips
plus she did some wanky blood-swap thing with her ex-husband AND has a shite surname that the media change the pronounciation of every 2 weeks
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# well, i did say she was a bit weird, but weirdness aside...
I still would

and at least she aint a veggie!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# she gobbles alot of meat
I've heard
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# aye she`s too SHIT and UGLY to become a vegetarian

*runs like fuck*
*gets puffed out*
*has a cigarette*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# but she's very rude
and sometimes that's all that matters
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# seems to work for you ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# sure
does :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# damn right!
"shaft"!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Pfffftttttttttt!!!
bloody veggies, no taste in women.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# agreed!
ning sir!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# 'Ning.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# ^^ This ^^
Kept her legs though, which is good
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# and I`ll bet you £50
they aren`t her real legs; they`ll be stunt legs or at least photoshopped to buggery
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# You're on!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# And that bothers me how?
she aint gonna chuck Brad for me so that I can check them up close, is she?

And even if she did, the wife probably wouldn't let me out to play!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# He made her beautifiul
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Wow, Pizza throwing god!
*worships*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# You're too kind
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# has now!
woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Love is a battlefield...

Oof, sorry!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# no promises, no demands?
both of us knowing...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)
# no no
we are not young knowing those lyrics just proves it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# That's the one.
Mmm, punnilicious ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:23, archived)
# WOOYAY!
i probably still would.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# You made me spill my Irish coffee I laughed that hard
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# been done?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

;)

Darth Maul was the best baddie
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:21, archived)
# and voiced by the flatmate/zombie in 'shaun of the dead'
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
I saw that on teh TV the other day too - never realised before!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# yeah I saw him on... Have I Got News For You, I think
the bloke who plays Mr.Maul, Ray Park, is a real life ninja, but has a real boy racer accent; he also played that frog thing in X-Men, and the stunt headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow (the bits where you didn`t see Christopher Walken`s head anyway!)

err.. some trivia for you pub quiz FREAKS
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:29, archived)
# I'll have a T please Bob
/milk, 2 sugars

and he's a bit of a cnut that mr ray '15 quid for an autograph' park
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Nick Frost?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Jack Frot?

*frots*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# nope, the guy who gets zombified in the shower
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Him?
I know the one you mean
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Rather well
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:22, archived)