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# there was
this guy at my school who always mispronounced 'calculator'.
(i've had the idea for this for nearly 5 years now, but haven't quite been bored enough to put it into practice until now)

cowculator!
clicky for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:21, archived)
# yay!
fantastic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:22, archived)
# i still call it a cow-culator!
except when i call it a new-fangled adding machine
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:23, archived)
# where
are the cogs?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:24, archived)
# i would
animate some cogs if
a) i knew how
b) bed wasn't a more appealing option
another time, maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:44, archived)
# It's faulty
There is no "m" key.....piece of crap!
(Beta Crusaduh, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:27, archived)
# you have to whisper the number
into it's ear for that function
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:29, archived)
# that is
totally woo! Have a Farmyard Award!

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:28, archived)
# This is my favourite
woo ever!
And the cowculator is very deserving!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:36, archived)
# that is fantastic
re-size it to a 280 wide pick with a linky and it will probably go on the front page.
Woo and Yay Cows are great!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:34, archived)
# wow!
I love that, you could calculate pi to 3 zillion decimal pints
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:36, archived)
# Fantastical!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:39, archived)
# yay
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 21:52, archived)
# Can I steal your idea
The interface on my phone is all built in Flash - and I want a cowculator on it now!
(fws4, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 22:43, archived)