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# while drunk...
ok. not so much drunk but off my tree from dental anesthetic which i need, chicken that i am. dentist told my husband after i had come round from twilight sleep, that i was to go straight home to bed. i'm a bolshy bitch at the best of times and when we stopped at traffic lights outside ALDI's crappy supermarket, i jumped out and proceeded to weave towards the trollies, blood and cotton wool falling from my swollen gob as i went.

i have no recollection of this event. my husband told me when i opened kitchen cupboard the next day and found 14 boxes of what must be the shitiest teabags ever. which he made me drink and wouldn't buy tetleys for ages.

when i went back to get some crowns done, same thing happened again - only he left me in the house on my own while he went to get nurofen. i went out to the ice-cream man and scared the bejesus out of all the local kids when i got four 99's (with sauce). i apparently was seen by hubby going through gate and then trying to open front door with key while holding ice-cream. he pissed himself laughing when i put them in the fridge and left me to discover the mess next morning. bastard.
(superbabs, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:40, archived)
# err. you wanted to follow the link provided on the front page
the little "go" button under the question

but thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:43, archived)
# If it wasn't 2:42
I'd care
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Good thing
that it was 2:42 when you made that post, then.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# What? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:46, archived)
# You evil Ninjeditor you!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:46, archived)
# I ain't evil foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:50, archived)
# Nice lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# ^this!
and thanks for sharing :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# *really tired*
bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:48, archived)
# i couldn't be bothered to read it all
so i read bits
"while drunk...he pissed himself...discover mess..bastard"
much nicer
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)