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# But
where is the coffee? (And sex. Is sex a food? I guess if you're creative it is.)
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)
# sex is unneccessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
#




since when?
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)
# only joking.
*shags senseless*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)
# thank god.
i wouldnt be able to cope with no sex.
i would go mad.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)
# filthy ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)
# yeah the madness kicks in after about 18 months
but after that it's all fine.

there's a sense of achievement to be found in subverting biological insincts, even if it is involountary.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)
# 18 months?
id have died by then.
it takes two days for me to start going mad..
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)
# do wanks not suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:36, archived)
# you serious?
advice:
life / priorites / sort.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)
# she has all her priorities in the right place,
trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:51, archived)
# worryingly,
i've never had urges for sex.
i think i'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)
# no, it makes perfect sense.
trust me, i've read darwin.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Whats the difference between sex and coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
# sex sends you to sleep,
and coffee wakes you up.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)
# don't know
but they both have the bean as star of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)
#
too much of one makes your wee hurt
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)