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(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
i passed the site of his old house yesterday.

WOO! for keeping it local.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)
# is
it a footpath now ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)
# why?
is Thor banned from driving?
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)
# possibly
but i thought i'd read they'd knocked the house down and made it into a footpath
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
# you'll never catch me copper...
Ba Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)
# yes
leading from cromwell street to (i think)Wellington street, with a small garden of rememberance.

the wifes dad was chief constable at the time, but he won't tell me any stories, even though i did marry his daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Is number 22 still there?
That was where I used to live. Next door was derelict on one side.

Ahh memories.

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
# yes
it's still there, thay just knocked 25 down, the foot pathe that's there now has bee expertly done, fred would have been proud of the quality of workmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)
# ouch!
crazy paving... mad paving... raving mad
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)
# They used to be
my neighbours. In 1987/88 when I was a student at the Gloucestershire College of Arts and Technology for Fuckwits What Fail Their A-Levels.

They kept themselves to themselves (except when he was pimping her to blokes in big cars).

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)
# i know someone who had him do their patio while they were away on holiday,
they kept quiet when it all happened as they didn't want to police coming and digging up their garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Did they
ask him to do it or did he just turn up and do it after they went away?


(Edited as I accidentally deleted the text as I posted)
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Shhhhhhh..
it's a secret. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
# WTCF is that site on about?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)
# the misguided fools
buddha is the true good, we'll all get recycles onto other beings. i shall be coming back as a cockroach.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I wanna be a slug
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)
# i
think i'd want to be a cat.
or a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)
# or a novelty condom
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
"Vivien ! Stop shagging Rik !"
"I'm not shagging Rik - I'm shagging Kate Bush and using Rik as a condom !"
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Now that is a novelty condom :)

Also the best of all comedy shows


Actually we could b3tafy that...

Mongy, stop shagging Rik
I'm not shagging Rik...I'm shagging Jessie and using Rik as a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)
# quite
strange
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)
# yeah
i's great isn't it ! i was searching for a statistic on the world rate of death, and found that instead. i like the idea that they actually want to predict how many people have gone to hell.
it must be packed.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ace
two of my mates went to a fancy dress party as Fred West and Harold Shipman - West had a shit black wig and carried a shovel, while Shipman borrowed a syringe and empty jar of horse tranqiliser off his Dad who was a vet.

Unfortunately Shipman left his beard, syringe and horse tranquiliser in the taxi. We sometimes wonder what the next passengers thought as they got in the cab.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaha
top fancy dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)