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[challenge entry] Ah, the simple days, when if you wanted something enough it would come true

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)
# pfft
Daily Fantasist
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Did he have the abilaty to fart at will.
(r03in, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)
# yes and Will got really pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)
# he he he
(r03in, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
# haha
i love that to bits, i do.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
# could be subtitled
"girls take an interest in ginger boy" or something equally ludicrous

woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Or "Look i'm standing next to a ginger kid without breathing apparatus"
(r03in, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Haha! You cruel sod!
Actually, in my primary school (early 80s) the gym equipment was called "the apparatus" - anyone else recall this strange scenario?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Yup
same here. Or there.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)
# haaaaaaaa
Please miss, can we go on the apparatus next lesson?
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)
# .
"Ginger Stepchild in Non-Beating Shocker"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
"girls impressed by deeply tanned and healthy-looking ginger"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Woo !
hahaha there was a boy at my school who had "super powers" ! I wasn't impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that is very good, I wonder if it still works

/imagines smaller penis so as to avoid having to get special pants made that prevent chaffing
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Parents say:
"We will still be considering putting him up for adoption"
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Woo to daft papers!
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(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)