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# Cor!
It sets the room off lovely with yer box and yer teabags and yer mobile phone charger
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
# It's extremely comfortable
but it smells of old folks hair, I'm going to give it a wash at some point.

There is one can of beer in that box, at the moment it's my favourite box.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Why?
Bottle it and then sell it as a fetish-perfume.

You'll make a fortune!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# good idea!
Monkey Chair Perfume
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Au de old folk's hair chair -
for when you want to smell special.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Giving it a wash might actually double it's retail value
20p profit can't be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)
# I might varnish it too
I probably only need to spend about £10 on restoring it then I could probably sell it for 80p or something like that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
# christ! a 300% profit margin! =D
and a 5,000% loss
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# I like a man who knows the value of money
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# you do realise it's probably soaked in old person's piss?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
# aye
but it'll be dry by now
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# It's probably why he parted with 20p
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# you do realise
there's now some OAP walking around with a handful of minstrels or mini eggs now...
how dare you...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
#
it is *drooooool*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# PFFFTT!!
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 19 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)