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If Jim Davidson were PM

you would almost certainly see this office door in Whitehall...

/coat

and possibly
/bindun

From the What if Jim Davidson was Prime Minister? challenge. See all 150 entries (closed)

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:35, archived)

what did davidson say which was so racist?

*snigger*

^notice the 's'

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)

watch it......

/panther

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)

don't you mean

/spanther?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)

hehe

I like that

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:58, archived)

Excuse me, but really

Islam is NOT A RACE

It's a belief-system. AN IDEA.

Hello?

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(T1, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)

ummm

okay?

why does that relate to my post?

I was just observing that Davidson is a cunt.

EDIT: which he is.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)

T1 is Bernard Manning

It's the only logical answer.

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Trinosaur, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)

Bernard Manning

is a cunt as well...

/therefore, so is T1

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:49, archived)

People whose only argument is calling someone a "cunt"

lack any form of intelligence and are usually completely wrong.

(Indole Ring, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:52, archived)

except that

I have an IQ of at least 145, know 5 different languages, have read more in the last year than the average person reads in a lifetime, and run my own business...

and he's still a cunt.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)

All that

and still you make stupid judgements based on prejudice. Waste of neurons.

(Indole Ring, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:02, archived)

its a well known fact

that manning is officially a cunt. no prejudice about it. a cunt.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:05, archived)

Only a person with an IQ of 145

could come up with such a rational, well documented and convincing argument. No doubt it applies to T1 as well.

(Indole Ring, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:09, archived)

you have been a cunt since you ever came to b3ta

/has IQ of 128 but has a bigger penis than you

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:13, archived)

That's not a penis

it's your head.

(Indole Ring, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:17, archived)

Great

My dad's bigger than your dad.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:02, archived)

bernard is such a fucking weak name :o)

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)

Sorry, thought it was related to mine

Why not e-mail me at [email protected]

(T1, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:08, archived)

so if you take the piss out of muslims, you wouldn't be a 'racist'

you would be an 'ideologist'

sorry

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Malaka omdz, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)

and if you take the piss out of wardrobes

you'd be an ikealogist

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)

but

if you take a piss in a wardrobe, suddenly you're some kind of headcase...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)

apparently then you are my mate Nick.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)

Yes

Taking the piss out of Muslims is much the same as taking the piss out of Tories.

(Indole Ring, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)

if you take the

piss out of anyone you are a pisstaker and nothing more.
Very few people ( including the news and media ) have a clue what 'racism' is. There are only five races in the world, to be a racist you must imply that a person is inferior to you because of his race. Saying "I hate ( insert race of choice here ) might be dumb, bigoted and distasteful but it will never be racist.

Edit:/ B3ta is the 5030th most visited site on the internet today. It has gone up 79 places in two days. 100% of useless fact.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)

i'm racist against french people

but thats ok

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)

No, that's

nationalistic and Xenophobic but, as you clearly point out, it is ok.

( wine and cheese muching surrender monkeys )

P.S. I love a good semantics debate.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:57, archived)

i don't like gingers

makes me feel physically sick to see a ginger guy with a good looking girl on his arm.

is that racist?

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:00, archived)

That's just going to get you a punch on the nose to go with your pisspint when we meet. I'll mention it to Mrs Zoot too ( Who is quite a looker )

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:03, archived)

hahahahahahahahha

just add it in the file with the rest of my insults :)

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:09, archived)

of course

I'll just put it all on paper and then in an expander file and spang you 'round the bonce with it! ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 15:12, archived)

or cultarist

(The Disillusioned Starburst, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:55, archived)

He's got my vote

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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)