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# looks like she's doing a goatse to me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:31, archived)
# I did want the skills to enhance it
if it's female goatse, I am glad to be unskilled.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:32, archived)
# quick try
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:41, archived)
# looks like a clock
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# told you
upside down.

(youre taking all the fun out of it, btw)
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:43, archived)
# It's a ghost!
Edit: thats blinking good, how did you do it?
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# cor
how did you do that?
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# One of my secret formula. why do you think they call me Prof?
actually i just ran it through some filters in psp9.
noise removal, contrast & colour balance, smoothing etc
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:08, archived)
# it's Richard Gere
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# looks like an amp
with a white thing on it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# yeah,
what are those squiggly lines?

wires?

some sort of bomb-butt-plug.

nice.

edit: okay, perhaps it isn't actually sexual at all. hmmm. all a bit moon face on mars, if you ask me. (which you didn't)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# That's just
about what I got in PSP 9 ( because it was loaded up ) and it looks like a blurred bomb.

( and it's rotated 90 degrees anti-clockwise )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# i think it should be rotated 90 degrees right
it's either a book or a clock radio

i tried to clean it up too but you did a much better job
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Yes I'm playing with rotation
Seems like a PlayStation and a coffee mug so far.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:50, archived)
# i think you've got it

playstation with a couple cds on top
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:52, archived)
# This is not the first time I have been dissapointed with a lack of cock.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:53, archived)
# Ah well.
perhaps you should consider Lancashire instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:56, archived)
# why lancashire?
I ask because I live here...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Because she lives in Yorkshire.
And us stalwart defenders of the red rose know only too well that she's in for years of dissapointment living with the limp-dicked Tykes! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:53, archived)
# oooh, errr, ugghhh
now I'm seeing that too.

is that a hand on the left?

but what is the black think in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:34, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/4993604
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:35, archived)
# subject line + linkage = no no
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:38, archived)
# It's more a way of saying 'scroll down'
Seriously, I swear that's Goatse
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:39, archived)
# that's your answer for everything
/untrue
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:41, archived)
# When I was a child, I had nightmares that there was Goatse under my bed
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# I agree
I don't know how to smooth it, but pixellating gives a very horrible glimpse into well something like goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro has a filter called
'Edge Preserving Smooth' in the noise menu. Not sure about PS
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:43, archived)
# The original theory was it was a mouth with teeth
I may have to start a whole website based around the possible pervy phone pic.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Please don't
put that in my head at bedtiem.
( but I'm sure there will be a cock in there instead )

and on that not lovely b3tans after eating a full bar of this
Cadbury's fruit and nut
and one too many glasses of French plonk I am going to muster the energy to go to bed.
Goodnight all and sundry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:45, archived)
# wow
you cleaned the picture right up!
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:52, archived)
# eh?
I didn't clean my desk up that's for sure. Is that what you are hinting at?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:54, archived)
# i was making a little jokey
pretending that picture was a cleaned up version of the mystery cell phone photo
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:04, archived)
# aha I'm drunk
and as nobody took the time to say goodnight to me I'm getting drunker. ( the wife is away, I've been drunk since Friday \0/)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:08, archived)