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# I bought a camera phone off ebay
And it was still full of numbers and pictures. It used to belong to a girl. I deleted everything but this, which my bf is convinced is some manner of penetration. I am unconvinced.
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Any guesses? Apart from she should have turned the light on?

I know it's big, but really, you need it big so you can squint your eyes and look for cock.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)
# looks like a desk top.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:31, archived)
# looks like she's doing a goatse to me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:31, archived)
# I did want the skills to enhance it
if it's female goatse, I am glad to be unskilled.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:32, archived)
# quick try
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:41, archived)
# looks like a clock
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# told you
upside down.

(youre taking all the fun out of it, btw)
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:43, archived)
# It's a ghost!
Edit: thats blinking good, how did you do it?
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# cor
how did you do that?
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# One of my secret formula. why do you think they call me Prof?
actually i just ran it through some filters in psp9.
noise removal, contrast & colour balance, smoothing etc
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:08, archived)
# it's Richard Gere
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# looks like an amp
with a white thing on it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:44, archived)
# yeah,
what are those squiggly lines?

wires?

some sort of bomb-butt-plug.

nice.

edit: okay, perhaps it isn't actually sexual at all. hmmm. all a bit moon face on mars, if you ask me. (which you didn't)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# That's just
about what I got in PSP 9 ( because it was loaded up ) and it looks like a blurred bomb.

( and it's rotated 90 degrees anti-clockwise )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# i think it should be rotated 90 degrees right
it's either a book or a clock radio

i tried to clean it up too but you did a much better job
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Yes I'm playing with rotation
Seems like a PlayStation and a coffee mug so far.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:50, archived)
# i think you've got it

playstation with a couple cds on top
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:52, archived)
# This is not the first time I have been dissapointed with a lack of cock.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:53, archived)
# Ah well.
perhaps you should consider Lancashire instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:56, archived)
# why lancashire?
I ask because I live here...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Because she lives in Yorkshire.
And us stalwart defenders of the red rose know only too well that she's in for years of dissapointment living with the limp-dicked Tykes! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:53, archived)
# oooh, errr, ugghhh
now I'm seeing that too.

is that a hand on the left?

but what is the black think in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:34, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/4993604
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:35, archived)
# subject line + linkage = no no
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:38, archived)
# It's more a way of saying 'scroll down'
Seriously, I swear that's Goatse
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:39, archived)
# that's your answer for everything
/untrue
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:41, archived)
# When I was a child, I had nightmares that there was Goatse under my bed
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# I agree
I don't know how to smooth it, but pixellating gives a very horrible glimpse into well something like goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro has a filter called
'Edge Preserving Smooth' in the noise menu. Not sure about PS
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:43, archived)
# The original theory was it was a mouth with teeth
I may have to start a whole website based around the possible pervy phone pic.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Please don't
put that in my head at bedtiem.
( but I'm sure there will be a cock in there instead )

and on that not lovely b3tans after eating a full bar of this
Cadbury's fruit and nut
and one too many glasses of French plonk I am going to muster the energy to go to bed.
Goodnight all and sundry!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:45, archived)
# wow
you cleaned the picture right up!
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:52, archived)
# eh?
I didn't clean my desk up that's for sure. Is that what you are hinting at?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:54, archived)
# i was making a little jokey
pretending that picture was a cleaned up version of the mystery cell phone photo
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:04, archived)
# aha I'm drunk
and as nobody took the time to say goodnight to me I'm getting drunker. ( the wife is away, I've been drunk since Friday \0/)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:08, archived)
# it's picasso giving a bull a blowjob whilst playing pool in the dark.
don't you know anything?
/edit: i can clearly see a hand.
/edit: here's my attempt.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:33, archived)
# bull shit
you cant clearly see anything
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:37, archived)
# The sausagey sort of thing may well be a finger.
Or a tiny shrivelled cock, or a hotdog.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:38, archived)
# im almost positive its upside down.
someone turn it over.

my god, lets at least try to be scientific about it.
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:40, archived)
# damn.
called my bluff.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:40, archived)
# youre not dealing with the average ass hole here.
youre dealing with me.
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# send it to NASA
tell them it's a close up of a moon, or a planet, or something and you need it cleaned up.

Or is it one of those magic eye things?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:33, archived)
# you people
try to explain everything with magic
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Oh jesus it is Goatse...
*Regrets using edge preserving smooth* Sick bastard!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:34, archived)
# *masterbates*
just incase
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Hey, if you can polish one out to that
fair play!
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:34, archived)
# hahaha
*stops laughing suddenly*

any random picture will do really.
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:36, archived)
#
I see a comb.

*relurks*
(Plog, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:39, archived)
# get back in the box you
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:43, archived)
#
Yes sir. :(
(Plog, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Aha
It seems to be a games console of some kind
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:42, archived)
# ...
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(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I think your right
there's a cd on it and a coffee table next to it. Two chords for video and power.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:46, archived)
# folds in a sheet
perhaps
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# maybe
but the brown thing in the foreground cuts off the black thing like a coffee table in front of a PS2. I don't know what else that could be.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:50, archived)
# But then again it could be a mutated Domo
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(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:48, archived)
# damn
its perfectly clear when you point it out like that.
(the jewel in the lotus, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Ooh I can see a coffee mug
It's not as mucky as first I thought. Fuck and bugger.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 2:49, archived)
# By Joe I cracked it...
Its a man with no thumb, in a double cufflinked shirt, in a house with a tree outside the window, giving directions to a naked lady.
(Chance1234 up for parole on, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 3:17, archived)