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# sorry about the roast but
I suppose today it's topical again

Apologies to Ms. Mowlam

(Kind of wish it wasn't)

Story here
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Watch out Claire!
woo to the pic again
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Cook 'falls' and breaks his neck, Mowlam 'falls' and goes into a terminal coma, Short 'falls' and . . . .






/woo to the pearoast - appropriate, as you say.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
#
bites her lip, the cut gets gangrene, and her face falls off! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# ...
yet somehow survives, deep in the belly of the sarlacc pit.
(Schming, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# her sweaty armpits saved her
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# All these suspicious accidents
are getting rather suspicious
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)
# indeedy
but don't say it out loud or they'll be silencing you next :D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)
#
David Kelly's head should be on there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)