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(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:22, archived)
# *buys*
*befriends*



...*sigh* same way I make all my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:23, archived)
#
*makes into daiquiri*



He's v nice mind
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Fill him full of vodka
Then send him here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24, archived)
# does that work ?
*will try when studenty tiem starts again*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Yes, yes it does
Muchos Muchos drunkness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:27, archived)
# do you inject the vodka in ?
i must know your drunken secrets
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Take 1 bottle of dirt cheap vodka
Smash up a bag of Campinos (strawberry or peach)
Add sweets to bottle
Heat gently in saucpan of water - melt the sweets but don't boil off the alcohol!
Serve in large glasses to ladies, and watch them get very drunk trying to guess what the lovely fruity creamy drink is
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:34, archived)
# yay
it has come to my intention that i was not experimental enough in first year with my drinking and plan to rectify this.

although marmite vodka shot was quite awesome
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Vodka Jelly is a classic.
Its the slow release creeping pissedness of death thats a real winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Take the melon
cut into bits, add to big bowl of gin, leave to marinade, eat alcohol infused melon, feel smug you're getting vitamins the good way
(Waxing an owl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# *smashes with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Awww. Poor melon.
I'll eat him be his friend.
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Aww.
*buys*
*hugs*
*knits hat for*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:25, archived)
# aww lubberly
he goes well with me murdering Comfortably Numb on guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:28, archived)
# melon-choly?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:30, archived)
# ha
*punned !*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 21:33, archived)