Get
a car
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Mystery_Bob,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:52,
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I would, but for three reasons:
1) I can't afford a car.
2) I can't drive.
3) I can't afford driving lessons.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:53,
archived)
hoverboard!
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Reckless_Rik,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56,
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1) Steal a car
2) Learn by joyriding
3) See 2
4) ...
5) Profit!
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Mystery_Bob,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56,
archived)
I know I'm from Ipswich but there was no need for that.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:00,
archived)
ah
you can tell you're from Falkirk ; )
(mind you, I'm fae Coatbridge, so I can't really talk...)
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drunkenoaf,
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:13,
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you can't because
1. you make too many excuses
/in same boat as you :)
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56,
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