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[challenge entry] Actually my life is interesting.
I get up every morning and have a shower. At the moment it is Imperial Leather. I used to think that it was the shower gel used by Stormtroopers, but then I guess they don't need to shower, as they can hide their stench inside their uniforms. After my shower I make a cup of tea for the missus, who doesn't have to work until an hour after I do. Then I go into my room and choose the pair of underpants that are the most bendy, and least smelly. I then colourcode my shirt with my trousers, but this is easy as all my trousers are black. I then get in my car and drive the (too lazy to walk) 3 miles to work. My desk is in the corner facing everyone, so I only get 15 minutes of random surfing before my boss gets in and catches me. I have to work 8:15 to 4:30 but I still manage to fit 5 or 6 cups of tea into that time. I don't take sugar, so that makes it easy as I don't need a spoon. I still have my student skills at taking out tea bags with my fingers. Anyway, I work at testing software for shop tills, which is dead exciting, I can tell you. After work I come home and have a quick nap infront of Richard and Judy, and then I crack open a bar of choccy, and maybe a glass of wine. I then have a nap, and possibly give the missus a kiss and a hug. If she's lucky. Then it happens all over again the next day.

From the Movie Posters Of Your Life challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:38, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)
# jnrtlvbkjsvklrj;jaer;ilbjaeriobhep
wha? sorry I fell asleep.

what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)
# *looks for a picture in the post*
*finds none*

welcome new person please read the Faq
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)
# User 26286
talking to user 18785.

Ooookaaaay then.

And the term is ~ faq ~ without the spaces.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
pwned I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# sorry to TJ but
I think I know where the compo idea came from
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)
# ha ha!
I used to post there regularly,
until I moved in here and made it my new home, I mean
wouldn't go back there now, no sir
*strokes b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# They have little hummus (most of the time)
but no fluff at all
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Now I don't normally bother with the talk board
but to actually read something for the first time in an hour was quite refreshing

winner
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)
# well
i thought it was woo. :@
(monkeymonkeybeyourself, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)
# im still
looking for a hidden image in that lump of text
(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# The best story ever.
(sorry it took me so long to write this, I seem to have nodded off for a couple of days0
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 9 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)