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[challenge entry] 'bout right

From the Movie Posters Of Your Life challenge. See all 489 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:44, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
compo it now!!!!

*buys mongy a beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Your own mother?
Good god man!
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# The ultimate definition of MILF
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:49, archived)
# You know mongychops mum?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# bless her
been dead 7 years, honest
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Then belated condolences
and good luck with your quest
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# meh
we burnt her, i think the ashes are still in the cupboard under my dads desk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# He has a mum?
I assumed he hatched from a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# yup
definitely trying to get back in every day.
But a boring moment? Most of the time ;)
W00.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# boring for me
too old to date again, it's all a load of bollox
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# said me, 15 months ago
but then I got something going, and almost immediately the wife wanted me back. Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# that's just fucking typical
i had to tell the missus today, after she made a big thing about me coming home, that i never said i wanted to, that didn't go down well
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# you are still in raw territory
I never even suggested I wanted to, never discussed it. Just waited and did my own thing, kept it all as pleasant as possible and kept anything I got up to quiet, and then just when I'd decided it was definitely not happening (even got decree nisi) ... life, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# i have no idea what is going on
but i'm playing it cool and getting grief for not caring, or if i do care i'm beliving things that are not there

i think i've had enough, i just miss my kids really
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# it's Saturday night
my two have hijacked my bed again.
I sympathise with your position, mate. I was there for a long time, but for me things have changed. Just work on arrangements for the kids, and don't worry about anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# subtle tagging there
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:47, archived)
# it's not so much a tag
as it is a title.
a title for a Movie Poster Of His Life.
(kaibosh, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# i love it
marry me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# can't I?
it would be just as fun financially rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# mint
we could elope to kazbekistan and kill people:D
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# with spoons?
that would be the most interesting way!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# woo
it's settled then
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# oh, that's nice
one minute it's me, now him

have i married you before?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# ouch!
it wasn't me!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# yeah
we divorced on the grounds that you couldn't satisfy me in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# sounds true
do i owe you lots of money
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# well if you must carry italian ham with you everywhere
you can understand him being a bit put off
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
# haha!
class
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)