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[challenge entry] The vicar had a lisp.

From the How To Make Church Popular challenge. See all 382 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:11, archived)
# the bottoms of ladies look very nice.


i can't believe churchsigngenerator.com exists
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)
# You'll be suprised to hear
that they are the bums of Aphex and Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)
# I wish!
my bum's all hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)
# That's when you know...
you've become a man, or a hairy russian woman
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Russian?
Shirley you mean French.
(I danna leek the French, mon!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)
# indeed
French
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Indeed they do
But just imagine the local old ladies and sandal-chewers from your local church....


Eeeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)
# c'est true!
Especially the one attached to my friend Tara (who by the way is of Indian descent and not particularly posh.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)
# We demand picture-based evidence
such claims need close scrutiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:20, archived)
# I'll see what I can do.


(leaves readers to read that statement between the line[s]....)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Aled Jones in a thong...
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)
# shite tips
catalogs.google.com/catalogs?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&zoom=3&q=shite&meta=issue%3D16767
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)
# .. stroking the slightly hairy chin of his dead grandmother..
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)
# hello
did you have something to ask me the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Thinking boy strikes again!


Woo by the way!
(A Different Mr.Tea, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)