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# is that a zombie jesus?
or is he just very messy when eating spaghetti bolognese?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# It's paper cuts from
sharp confetti at his wedding, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# maybe he got his cheese grater confused with his mach 3
it happens
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Apparently
It's the best a man can get.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# jesus' wedding?
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Didn't you get an invite?
Ooopss.. ummm...yes, no wedding, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# it's not that,
it's jsut he turned all my body's water to wine when he was ratarsed, so i don't remember it too well
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah that's riddiculous
Everyone knows that Jesus was gay.

Gerry Springer told me so.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Shirley
that's just a rumour started by the catholic cult in order to gloss over the fact that he was married to Madeleine the rag doll from Bagpuss and that Dan Brown is actually the son of Jebus who was just some nutter who spoke bollocks like the 1000 odd other Christs ( Jewish for saviour ) that lived around the same time? Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# ^^
This
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Jesus was a guy in a dress and a beard
who talked about love all the time and hung around with a bunch of sailors.

I rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)