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# Nice!
imagesofheaven.org/JesusScourged.html

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edit/ the girl with the shovel looks well sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# is that a zombie jesus?
or is he just very messy when eating spaghetti bolognese?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# It's paper cuts from
sharp confetti at his wedding, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# maybe he got his cheese grater confused with his mach 3
it happens
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Apparently
It's the best a man can get.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# jesus' wedding?
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Didn't you get an invite?
Ooopss.. ummm...yes, no wedding, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# it's not that,
it's jsut he turned all my body's water to wine when he was ratarsed, so i don't remember it too well
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah that's riddiculous
Everyone knows that Jesus was gay.

Gerry Springer told me so.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Shirley
that's just a rumour started by the catholic cult in order to gloss over the fact that he was married to Madeleine the rag doll from Bagpuss and that Dan Brown is actually the son of Jebus who was just some nutter who spoke bollocks like the 1000 odd other Christs ( Jewish for saviour ) that lived around the same time? Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# ^^
This
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Jesus was a guy in a dress and a beard
who talked about love all the time and hung around with a bunch of sailors.

I rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)
# that's bloody horrid looking
where on earth would you put it?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# in the nursery
of course
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# hospital
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# that seriously reminds me of
Once upon the cross and
Once upon the cross some more

/hmm I typed 'once upon the corrs' into google...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# ick
and bleh?!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Haha!
I once had a t-shirt with that on it, kept getting told off by bible-bashers!

Haha again!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)
# I still like
some of their older tracks

/gets similar remarks with my Sinister and Morbid Angel shirts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# yeah, their early stuff is still the most evil sounding stuff known
to man. "Sacrificial Suicide" is the tune that plays at the entrance of hell, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)