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# la la la
www2.b3ta.com/if-i-could-shit-out-my-cock/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:40, archived)
# interesting thought
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
/wants to shit out his cock now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# sheer lunacy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha
I want your job :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# I'm afraid David Baddiel
has already got the gig.

There can't be two Mr Shitty Cocks in show-biz.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# sez you.
I bet there's lots of them.
They just won't lay claim to the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Cheers Rob
Laptop was on mute, but I turned it on to listen, and now the missus is giving me funny looks.
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:43, archived)
# nuttier than a squirrel's faeces..!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:43, archived)
# so,what gave you the idea?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:44, archived)
# i dunno
I was trying to make a friend giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# i'm sure it must've worked!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Hmmm...
Cures AIDS by having sex with pretty ladies?

Wouldn't that get a bit shitty though?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)
# you have quick eyes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Too much dance matting I'm afraid.
Plus I can read things faster than anyone in my class. It's useful and a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
/old joke

Perhaps that was the reference?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Maybe it was because...
People like to sleep with pretty women.
People don't like AIDS
He has a shitting cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# I thought there was a vague sense of continuity
I didn't mean to imply there actually was any
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Pelle ghola, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# I'm fairly certain
that I'll be humming that for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Better than the 'Get Smart' theme
 
Just heard this morning that Don Adams passed away.

(dah, dum-de-dah, dum-de dah, dum-de-diddly-diddly)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# ohohoho
 
What a lovely song.

woo, and yay!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)