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# I got hungry at 11 so I ate my lunch then
Noodle, veg and tofu salad, followed by 2 Cadbury's mini rolls (half price at the village shop).

Is it me or are mini rolls not as nice as they used to be?
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Dunno
I haven't eaten any in a while... if you'd care to send me some I'll happily sample them for you.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Rubbish, aren't they?
I think they've changed the filling. We should write a petition.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# good lord you`re both right
they taste a bit stale these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Yes I have noticed they're a bit chewier
Disgusting, it is. I'm outraged, tell Anne Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)
# i bought one
a few weeks ago and it smelt of cheese.

I still ate it though.
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# talking of things
smelling of cheese...

i bought some milk from co-op last week and it smelt of cheese.
I made a cup of tea and it was all lumpy. Damn co-op milk. It was probably cat milk.
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Alternatively, it was just off milk.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# They'll be fucking with Tunnocks next
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# *Takes expression literally*
*Attempts to erase image from mind*
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# yeah sort of crumbly and lumpy
meh to them.. I`ll buy Jammie Dodgers instead
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Jaffa cakes.
You can't go wrong with jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# i'll start
an argument... are jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?
Also kit kats?
(The spoon is almighty. Bow before the spoon! Mill 'em all!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Ooooh...
Jaffa's contain sponge, therefore-cake. Although they follow the biscuity layer-on-top-of-layer formula.

Kit kats are chocolate bars. No exceptions.

EDIT do I really have that much time to think? *gets a job*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)
# I believe this question was answered
In and on 'Nice Cup of Tea and A Sit Down'. And they are the authority, after all.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Ooooh
Cup of tea, splendid idea.

*goes for tea*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Mmmm...tea...
*Follows*
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# jaffa
This issue was settled by a VAT and Duties Tribunal some years ago. McVities baked, and brought into the tribunal, a jaffa cake that was 12 inches in diameter. It is unclear whether this was to prove that it had all the characteristics of a cake or just to bribe the tribunal chairman.
Either way the tribunal ruled that the Jaffa cake was inded a mini-cake made of sponge not biscuit.
The distinction was important to McVities as a choclate covered biscuit attracts VAT at 17.5%. However a cake is zero rated.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# ooo
I found that story oddly heartwarming
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# The ads say they've got more chocolate
But I'm not convinced.

You're right about the filling.
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)
# More chocolate?
That's filthy lies, it's still wafer-thin.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)
# the ads
make it look like it's actually an extra layer of mud

*grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)
# sounds braw apart from the tofu
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)
# What's wrong with tofu?
It's a healthy vegetarian delight!
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)
# I dunno, I've never eaten it.
I'm sure it's not as bad as I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)
# It's bad if it's cooked all wrong
If you get it fresh and cook it quickly, it's yummy.

It can also make ladies' boobs grow (I don't know about moobs).
(Pachey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)